These people had one job and hilariously failed it

[post_page_title]Open 9 days a week [/post_page_title]
Are we missing something here? Have we been stuck in a perpetual time loop for two days a week, every single week? Because we’re pretty sure there are only 7 days in a week, right? Nevertheless, we’re pretty impressed with this store’s commitment to opening 9 days a week – so they have a right to brag.

[post_page_title]New bigger size[/post_page_title]
Okay, we don’t like to complain about potato chips, but it’s no secret that the packets have become smaller and smaller over the years. In fact, we pay for air more than anything nowadays. So of course, we were positively fuming when we saw this one. No, you’re not a new bigger size, Lays. YOU LIARS!